Oh those crazy Koreans, always doing shady studies about penis sizes. These nutty guys have decided that they can figure out how big a dude’s wiener is by measuring their index and ring fingers. But it gets shady because they’ve never actually measured a boner.
One member of the team carefully measured the lengths of the index and ring fingers on the subject’s right hand before surgery” left hands are thought to be more variable. A second team member then measured penis length immediately after the subject had been anesthetized. The length was measured both when the penis was flaccid and when it had been stretched as much as possible. Stretched length is thought to correlate to erect length, the team wrote. The team found that, in general, the lower the ratio of the lengths of the two fingers, the longer the stretched length of the penis.
If this ends up being true, I’M NEVER LEAVING A BAR ALONE AGAIN.
How many guys do you think would get finger enlargements? OMG HOW HUNG IS E.T.? (I bet the tip glows either way.)
This is not the first time finger length has been used to make people feel better about themselves. It looks like it’s been used to measure success as well. But this seems redundant cuz giant penises always do well in life right? (at least that’s how I justify my shortcomings…
But as I mentioned before, just stretching out a flaccid dong isn’t much of an indication of the erect length. Growers/Showers, you know what I mean?
